Ah, I am home from Hawaii. It takes some adjusting to, but I am settling back into my regular life. It is both nice and sad at the same time. I have had some requests for the lyrics of “Two Eyeballs”, my 9-year-old-self’s smash hit. So, to the best of my ability, here is a transcript of the lyrics:
Who dares to enter the house of horrors? AHHHH…..
It all started on a night, just like tonight
I heard a creek, it came from the attic
when I went inside, and then I saw… TWO EYEBALLS!!!
That night, I saw on the news… TWO EYEBALLS !!!!
That night, I had a dream, it was about… TWO EYEBALLS !!!!
They were rolling around, until… they ended up… at a face !!!
The next day, I heard a creek, it came from the attic…
This time, (?????), it came down, with no head !!!!
And they, were never, seen again…
